Latest development in the Guyana Police Force:

PPP wants to remove acting Top Cop, Brummel and replace him with WIFE BEATER, Selall Persaud. Persaud is currently the Crime Chief, and is said to have knowledge of the Lindo Creek Massacre – and also possible links to the Underworld. He has removed all Afro-Guyanese from the senior spots at CID – His close pal, Officer Parsaram is implicated in G$12M bribery in the Naroc Unit – more info to come.