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Joke for the Day - The Prisoner

Wednesday, 08 April 2009
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. More... Comments (2)

Joke of the day - Determining the sex of flies?

Tuesday, 07 April 2009

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
"How can you tell the sex of the flies you killed?" she asked. He replied, "3 were on the beer can and 2 were on the telephone."
(Joke taken from "Ease The Tension" Compiled by: Dennis Nelson and Edgar Henry. For copies please contact Mr. Edgar Henry on telephone # 718-469-8131)

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Joke for the Day - Go for it grandma

Thursday, 02 April 2009
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she replied. More... Comments (3)

Joke of the day - The Baptism

Tuesday, 31 March 2009
"One Sunday afternoon down by the Corentyne River, baptism is being performed by a pastor who came to Guyana on a "crusade." Balgobin proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" Balgobin looks back and says, "Yes sir, meh ready fa find am." More... Add new comment

Joke of the day - Running from home

Saturday, 28 March 2009
"When a woman goes to the station to report incidents of abuse she is going because she needs help. She is running from home to the station because she needs help and it is the ONLY PLACE SHE CAN GO." Words of Police Commissioner, Henry Greene. Henry Greene, just shut up if you have nothing good to say and stop making yourself the joke of the day Comments (7)

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