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Joke of the Day - OVERWEIGHT GUYANESE

Monday, 10 August 2009

A Guyanese woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the woman returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The woman nods. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from skipping."

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Joke of the Day - Accident Report

Saturday, 08 August 2009

A Lady was travelling along Caledonia road in Mandeville, when she was involved in a traffic accident with a man who was driving a car. They both agreed to go to a nearby police station to make a report.

Here's the dialogue of her conversation with the police officer on duty:
Lady: Mawning offica
Officer: Mawning Maam
Lady: I'm here to report an accident
Officer: Go ahead Maam
Lady: Offica, mi seh mi a cum enuh, and when mi realise the man a cum too, mi start blow the man, and all di blow mi a blow the man, him still cum inna mi.
Officer: Lady it look like a sex argument yuh a talk bout.
Lady: No offica, but look how the man mash up the whole a mi front.

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Joke for the Day

Wednesday, 29 July 2009
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Joke for the Day - From the minds of children

Saturday, 30 May 2009
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now class, if i stood on my head, the blood, as you know would run into it and I would turn red in the face." More... Add new comment

Joke for the Day - It's a lot of bull

Friday, 29 May 2009
A man took his wife to the Rodeo and on of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." More... Comments (1)

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